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Chinese Hot Air Balloon

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023
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Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Big Bowl Chinese Express

A restaurant in the midwest, known for it's authentic asian ingredients and friendly customer service. Big Bowl Chinese Express has the best food in quick service!
I ate at Big Bowl Chinese Express last night and I absolutly MUST go back!
by BIGGEST Big Bowl Express Fan February 4, 2010
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Chinese Like A Metal D

misinterpretation of Iyaz's song "Replay"
Chinese Like A Metal D in my head, that i cant keep out, got me singing like na na na everyday
by Dallas' friend January 28, 2010
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Chinese New Year

When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"
It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..
by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004
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Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia

Someone who is impossible to locate, someone who is very illusive or simply does not exist.
Bigfoot is like Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia.

You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.
by Gheyellah August 17, 2006
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