Rape Is Like Candy 

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

Rape Is Like Candy by Kuja T November 28, 2007

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

Cotton Candy Candidate by MOPNB May 12, 2008

nigga-candy 

Slang for fried chicken or in some cases watermelon.

Man is that some nigga-candy I smell?

nigga-candy by Mnasty July 20, 2008

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

ass candy by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

hamster candy 

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.

Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."

hamster candy by Air Peezy July 28, 2011

hard candy 

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

hard candy by IceWarm December 24, 2004

green candy 

(ahaha I can't beleive someone already had this definition)

-marijuana
-weed
-pot

-yo u got sum green candy
-yea, blazing is amazing

green candy by nihiice! May 13, 2005