Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

bum on a wall

A foundational indicator of creative talent. A benchmark of skill with communicative language, be it written or visual.

"She was so artistically challenged, she couldn't draw bum on a wall."

by Amberfishy May 30, 2006

car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

by Siknik64 June 19, 2015

bum hay

something you smoke to get high.as in ;; bud; mary jane ; love grass ; buddah ; weed ; ect.

we be smokin that bum hay all day.

by buddahforlove February 25, 2009

Bum Chucket

An unparalleled sex move. A dude is doing it with someone, and when their partner least expects it he takes one fistful of raw fish and shoves it up their partner's ass, and throws the other fistful either at their partner or at a nearby wall.

Katy: Dammit, he did it again!
Claire: Oh lord, what now?
Katy: The Bum Chucket.
Claire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

Bum Juice

A bottle one has urinated in (typically in a moving vehicle), put the cap back on, and thrown out the window to be picked up by a bum that will drink anything he finds on the side of the road.

Hey, look! Bum juice! Awesome, I am soo thirsty.

by Urinator5000 October 24, 2011