Bookend boyfriends

Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.

Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.

by LBGMT April 17, 2018

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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

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by hi ummmm June 8, 2021

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Boyfriend abuse

Abuse by a partner (usually goth or black cat girlfriends) towards their beloved (usually gamer or retriever) boyfriend.

Boyfriend abuse is used against Syris by his girlfriend Kelsey because she wont talk to him

Have you read the latest Boyfriend abuse article, it talks about how you should talk to your boyfriend.

by realcoolguy7 November 25, 2024

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happy boyfriend day

PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift

PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u

PERSON 4 : thank you

happy boyfriend day guys!!!

by ms brown July 13, 2022

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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

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