Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.

Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011

Syrian Boner

When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.

Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

Buddy Boner

A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.

When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

Wrestler's Boner

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

chic boner

the female equivalent to the male hard-on....

an aching feeling between a womans legs after waking up from a naughty dream or being around someone that turns them on....

by Girlzrfun December 2, 2003

Belly Boner

To have a intense craving for a certain type of food.

"I totally have a belly boner for some McDonalds right about now."

by NeroRenero December 17, 2009

Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013