A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.
Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?
A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'BoomerBoat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..
Your boatdon't float if you don't have any ambitions
When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”