Super Bobby Sgt Gomez

A Columbian sex god, who steals your bitch

Super Bobby Sgt Gomez fucked my wife

by SarahBurns August 13, 2022

Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022

col bobby

when a woman is from mississippi and isnt very smart

u r more stupid than col bobby

by Jagbob August 24, 2022

Coolman Bobby

Popular artist from "japan" signed to Gman Productions & the creator of the one egg one man challenge.

davvo: "have you heard that new coolman bobby?"
gordie: "yeah that shit was fire"

by SexOffender9981 September 25, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Whitney Bobby

When you do a big puff of Crack, and quickly do a line of Cocaine. Before blowing out the smoke.

Aka - waiting to exhale 😮 💨

“Hey you want to do a Whitney Bobby. “

“I got so fucked up last night doing Whitney Bobby’s. “

by C-Hatch902 October 16, 2022

on bobby

a better way to say “on God” without disrespecting him.

Example 1:
Person 1: “Did you know that betty kissed gale?”
Person 2: “Wait really?”
Person 1: “on bobby im telling the truth”

Example 2:
Person 1: “Did you hear we are having a sub for math?”
Person 2: “Oh my gosh, shes so annoying”
Person 1: “On bobby bro she can smd”

by FeliciaLovesBob November 30, 2022