Beef-Cane

A way to describe one's crooked manhood.

When asked how he works with his beef-cane, he simply replies, I utilize the j-stroke.

by chrissyboii December 28, 2012

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015

Sticky Beef

Beef that sticks or is sticky.

That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.

by Shabakuya July 8, 2012

tf2 Beef

A word in TF2 for When you miss all your shots

Scout: *Misses 6 Scattergun Shots in a row
Team: "TF2 BEEF"

by MousePadKing October 24, 2020

beef print

The area defining an African mans genitals. When the beef print is visible you can clearly see ones penis surcumfrence. Loved by all ethnicities of women world wide, the beef print is most famous when found in grey sweats.

La-dash-a ; Holy Toledo Shabriqua !! Take a look at Austins beef print !

Shabriqua; Wow that's one hell of a man sausage. I'm wet

by MrLSD August 10, 2017

watty beef

Glaswegian slang meaning "Want to have sex?".

It is sometimes spelled "Wanty beef" aswell.

Hey sexy!
Watty beef?

by Yer Maw? May 6, 2010

Side of beef

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.

Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?

by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017