Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

tf2 Beef

A word in TF2 for When you miss all your shots

Scout: *Misses 6 Scattergun Shots in a row
Team: "TF2 BEEF"

by MousePadKing October 24, 2020

Sticky Beef

Beef that sticks or is sticky.

That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.

by Shabakuya July 8, 2012

Side of beef

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.

Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?

by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017

Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

goo.gl/beef

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.

''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"

by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013

beef cadet

a fat girl, might be wearing yoga pants to where you can see her camel toe easily.

Kristi: A man in Montana wants to outlaw yoga pants.

Tom: Well maybe for certain people that would be okay. Like that beef cadet over there that you can see her camel toe.

by PB12345 February 12, 2015