Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015

urban beefed

when the editors of urbandictionary.com refuse to accept your illustrious definition of a word.

Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.

by urban_beefed October 4, 2009

Creamed Beef

A yeast infected vag, which emits pus.

"This bitch had creamed beef"

by McSteamy18 January 19, 2019

Barbecue Beef

A vagina that has been fucked so many times and so often that it looks like a barbecue beef sandwhich.

"yeah homie, I didn't think she'd be lookin like barbecue beef at this young of an age!"

by fathergracie September 20, 2016

goo.gl/beef

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.

''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"

by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013

Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

Side of beef

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.

Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?

by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017