goo.gl/beef

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.

''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"

by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013

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Side of beef

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.

Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?

by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017

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Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

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Hott Beefing

when a person holds down another person and forces their ass on to the others face, this could either be a fetish or just a douche trying to bully a nerd.

hey i hott beefing timmy the other day it was gross!

by frank senatra January 29, 2010

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Nug Beef

A stage 5 clinger. A girl that decieves the eyes of males to be an attractive individual incapable of committing heinous acts of clingery. Thereby bringing a male into a state of constant paranoia and fear.

"Damn the Nug Beef I met at the bar is blowing up my spot!"

"I got straight Nug Beefed when she hacked into my facebook and changed my status to 'in a relationship' with her"

by Twizzzz March 22, 2010

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