commercial beaver 

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

commercial beaver by Blades of steel November 11, 2009

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

stinkity beaver by ebbie479 August 11, 2010

Gayton Beaver 

Justin Bieber

HEY LOOK ITZ GAYTON BEAVER!!!

Gayton Beaver by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010

grizzly beaver 

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

grizzly beaver by meganoshua December 24, 2010

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

Funky Beaver by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

Scooter Beaver by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

queef-beaver 

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

queef-beaver by DrDax December 11, 2012