Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

by Eissac the Rin January 24, 2009

chicken skin

(n.)syn. Goose Bumps

ones skin resembles that of a plucked chicken, can be caused by drops in temperature or emotional excitement

Where's that cold draft coming from, it's givin' me chicken skin!

by The Amazing Paul December 01, 2004

chicken scratch

A form of self harm where the harmer scratches himself/herself until they bleed

oh my god look at emmas chicken scratches!

by Hoogan June 04, 2006

Sam's Chicken

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
waiter, i wanna speak to SAM
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

by naahyar lasiaf February 01, 2008

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

chicken sandwich

A sex position in which two gay men insert their phallic organs at two ends (mouth and anus) of a closeted gay man, the "chicken", at the same time.

That chicken sandwich was so fun man, too bad he's gone back to his girlfriend.

by Notachicken July 18, 2012

chicken brain

When you grab your bare testicles where they are attached to the body and squeeze slightly to create what looks like a chicken brain with your nuts. Usually placed on the forehead of a friend who is passed out and pictures are taken.

Hey Bud, you were so fucked up last night that ZAC chicken brained you for like 5 minutes. I think he got ball sweat on your forehead too.

by Stephen June 03, 2005