America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
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America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket
This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best
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America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009
America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009
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