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by Guccipolo November 8, 2025
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African Benchpress

Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.
Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.

You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026
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middle-africa

(adj.)- a word used to describe high school freshman boys; undeveloped in the central region; unworthy of upper-classman girls.
"Jay, I don't understand why you go for the middle-africa boys, i mean really, you're a sophomore."
by oxjamiexlinxo January 28, 2009
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Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
by cwisticwistina August 31, 2013
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south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...
WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....
by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013
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south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 8, 2013
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south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.
Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
by Danny Rae February 19, 2014
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