When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
Get the Awesome crapmug. by Meawesome21 February 18, 2022
Get the Awesomenessmug. An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.
Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.
Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.
Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
by Autsel April 23, 2010
Get the awesome totsmug. when something is so amazing when you try describe it with "awesomeness" one cannot refrain from adding the word "bitch"
by thisguy123456 January 15, 2012
Get the awesomeness bitchmug. 
by LukeandEoghanareAwesome November 15, 2020
Get the Awesomemug. a phrase used to proclaim feelings of great excitement and enthusiasm
awesome sauce is used in the context of rizzing a woman
it is used after achieving rizz checkmate
awesome sauce is used in the context of rizzing a woman
it is used after achieving rizz checkmate
hubert: drop the digits
janice: ***-***-****
hubert: awesome sauce
sigmund: wanna go to the movies
janice: yes but i just gave my digits to hubert
sigmund: awesome sauce
janice: ***-***-****
hubert: awesome sauce
sigmund: wanna go to the movies
janice: yes but i just gave my digits to hubert
sigmund: awesome sauce
by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023
Get the Awesome Saucemug.