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Pussy crack

The crack between your ass crack and your bush or bald eagle
Dude, my thong is creepin up my pussy crack!!!
by Amanda and Sierra April 3, 2005
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crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.
That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.
by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010
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Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.
I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!
by crackturtle September 24, 2011
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crack movie

Not in the sense of a film about crack. But, a movie that was on crack. Usually, the two tend to go hand-in-hand, however.
by Ryan Harms April 14, 2006
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crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."
"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"
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crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack
please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.
by c~mamie December 3, 2007
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crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008
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