The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
Get the Wank earmug. When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020
Get the wank walkmug. by userpthat December 5, 2016
Get the gramp wankmug. To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015
Get the wanking aboutmug. During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016
Get the muppet wankmug. Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"
"No way dude that's risky shit"
"No way dude that's risky shit"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
Get the courage wankmug. Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
Get the Champagne wankmug.