A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Giga Virgin

Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.

adolf is a giga virgin

by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

titanic virgin

Someone who has never experienced the pain and pleasure of Titanic

Oh, Emma, ya she's a Titanic virgin

by duaner606 August 16, 2016

Mouth Virginity

When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.

Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity

by THEMan01 April 15, 2018

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010