A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022

Damn, that van is getting money
by Harryblunt December 6, 2019

by laundrymat96 May 28, 2022

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)
by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019
