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Van

An Amazing Guy Who Knows Anything About Everything. He Will be the nerdiest in the pack but the nicer girls are always attracted to him. he is in peak physical condition and will never skip a second without the boys. he also knows every nook and Cranny in most Video Games.
Thomas: Whos that guy over there?
David: Im Guessing Hes a Van.
by Crewapp October 15, 2020
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van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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Van

a Vietnamese girl who is pretty but boring, gentle but psycho. She loves photography and art, cute and stupid cats, also is immersed in social network by posting ridiculous stories everyday.
by kanziyluv November 29, 2021
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van dielen

Van Dielen
If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!
by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022
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mini van wave

A wave associated we the coolest of mini van drivers. Once thought to be a form or road rage from inconspicuous fathers stuck driving the family mini van when they would rather be driving a jeep
Chris says " as this sweet mini van apporaches make sure to use your best mini van wave "
by Jxshocking August 4, 2017
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Van Nguyen

This is the name of a beautiful girl from Vietnam. She loves to dance and will annoy you to death with her killer moves. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous and artistically gifted, she is also an intelligent being. If you meet someone like her, hold unto them for as long as you can and treat them right.
Did you see Van Nguyen? she is so pretty!!!
by stewbananananaannanaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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