To noisily projectile vomit.
by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

by Bob (your uncle) January 6, 2022

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.
~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.
~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.
by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
by alleycatpub February 23, 2017

To go to a smoking spot and consume large amounts of cannabis. Usually through glass pipes and bongs.
Dude 1: Yo son, last night at the party, nearly 30 people went upstairs and were visiting uncle Jim for, like, an hour.
Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.
Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.
by Baron_Samedi May 19, 2010

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.
Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
