two butt fat

Two butt fat is when you are so fat it looks like you have two butts.

Keven, did you see that person he was so fat he had two butts.

Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.

by apple seller December 12, 2010

two man wolf pack

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.

Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.

by flockkaa January 17, 2011

Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

two-party cuck

A two-party cuck is a person who is either voting for Hillary Clinton (Democrat) or Donald Trump (Republican) or someone who tries to coerce/manipulate other people into voting for the Democratic candidate or the Republican candidate telling them that voting for a third-party (Gary Johnson or Jill Stein) is a "wasted vote".

Dylan told me to vote for Hillary Clinton because he thinks voting for Gary Johnson is a "wasted vote", he's such a two-party cuck.

by Nocturnic Wolf October 3, 2016

two-three

My own space , zoned out

I be in my zone I’m in my two-three.

by Running like bolt April 12, 2019

Two-Man Saw

When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.

This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.

by dirty david May 10, 2019

Two peas in a pod

“Jacob and Alexa are two peas in a pod!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

JACOB AND ALEXA ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD KK

by hahahha2001 August 24, 2019