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chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).
damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!
by sammi_2008423 May 7, 2025
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Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating
I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.
by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025
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Dirty twinkie

When you pull down your pants and show your ass as a joke and your homeboy sticks his dick in your ass
When your uncle shoves a twinkie up his ass then he takes it out off his ass with all the ass juices absorbed in the dirty twinkie and he shoves it in you while he is gagging you with his butt plug
by 0877kkh July 9, 2025
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Tommy Twinkerbell

a faggot with hiv.
Tommy Twinkerbell gets paid by con artists for his hiv blood. The con artist sent Tommy's blood to the county health department for a free hiv test with a victim's name. The county health department tells the poor victim of their hiv status. The guy who wants revenges on the victim pays the con artists and laughs.
by queensburykid July 27, 2025
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Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.
“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
We love our fellow employed twinkie~ !!!1!!1!1!1
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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