yank the turkey

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

yank the turkey is when you place your hand/s around your penis and ejaculate.

by Bobby Booba February 20, 2009

Gold Turkey

The state of being short of, or forgoing money for a undefined period of time.

Similar to 'Cold Turkey' but with 'Gold': i.e Money or wealth.

The way the governments spending here, you'd think they've gone Gold Turkey!

by EggyBaby February 03, 2011

she turkey

a smelly girl who sleeps around and pops her pussy for coke.

Fuckin she Turkey

by Fuckinsheturkey March 17, 2019

turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006

Turkey Salad

The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.

It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....

by Maz61 December 19, 2011

fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy December 22, 2016

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 08, 2003