hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Clear tear

Oozing of pre cum

When your girl gets your cock out and you have a clear tear dripping from your bell

by Tripod 6969 March 23, 2021

0rphan.tears

very cool person

oh yea i love 0rphan.tears

by 0rphan.tears April 3, 2021

Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

armins_tears

very swag tiktok creator. one of my favorite mutuals. Sometimes costs me my last few nerves but that's okay. Has very great humour but is on thin ice. Reki kinnie.

„armins_tears has uploaded another tiktok.“ „not again, I love them but I can't do this today“

by tired of this bullshit June 5, 2021