touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 14, 2023

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019

Touch the sound of silence

This word originated from a stream of weird tiktok videos depicting people puking. On the top of the video there was a man singing a song that had the lyrics, “and touch the sound of silence.”

In other words, it means to vomit.

Guy 1: “Bro you good?”

Guy 2: “Nah, I think im gonna *Touch the sound of silence* man.”

by Nigger hater 22 November 28, 2024

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!

by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021