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test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 5, 2014
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Hamma Test

Full panel of tests for sexually transmitted diseases.
When you have sex with someone sketchy and your penis has pimples, you will need a hamma test
by Jdhogger April 22, 2025
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Test

Test is used to determine something under a testing procedure.
This test is tempting.
by thatsAme June 25, 2021
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The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
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Twat tickler teste nibbler

I have to go to my cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!
by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024
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testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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