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ketamine theory

the theory that any deal ketamine makes ends up getting scammed, ratted, or put on hold for a while. Expecially when he takes 3 months to give a person 30 dollars.
This deal is gonna be plagued with the ketamine theory.
by shoopdawg theory November 13, 2025
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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory

This was a series of tests involving a person who had a addiction to terraria.

Some of the studies involved people trying to beat his hours in terraria. At first the people aiming to pass the hours were fine, until they started feeling itchy. After the itch they started to cough often and soon after they said they "felt like someone is watching me." At this point most people stopped, if they didn't they experienced worse symptoms, if they persisted after this, they would loose the ability to breathe. There is almost no way to save someone after this happens.
Giovany kablamy: "dam dude stop playing terraria so fucking much ever heard of The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory
by Dr terraria August 19, 2021
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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
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Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
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Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little
by fradern June 26, 2021
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