A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".
Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 9, 2013
Get the Piss canmug. If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.
by Matt September 5, 2004
Get the tiger pissmug. very very annoyed and bored stiff with an act by an individual or individuals. fuming with anger , upset
She was pissed off with her work colleague before she finished work and had to get a taxi home as she was too upset to drive
by tapiwa aka miss tapiwa March 3, 2007
Get the pissed offmug. A piss boy is a piss boy. They shall do the monke dance and be terrorized by Ed Sheeran until they are no longer a piss boy or until they die. Not to be confused with scat man. This is a gender neutral term.
by Sprankls November 18, 2019
Get the Piss Boymug. A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.
1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance
Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.
1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance
Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.
"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"
"I sure am!"
"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"
"Sounds just spiffy!"
"I sure am!"
"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"
"Sounds just spiffy!"
by Hotels March 18, 2009
Get the piss cornmug. by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008
Get the piss on memug. by T-Biz July 20, 2006
Get the piss on a platemug.