Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)

Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal

by NuggGod March 9, 2020

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Numbers

1234567890 here

Just numbers

by Thisguyisuseless July 9, 2023

numbere

Where Anika gives me her number without making me feel illiterate.

Give me your numbere Anika.

by Shitballs0319 November 19, 2020

number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024