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Clean Linen

Sheets you have to clean because heinous acts have occurred on it.
Have to get a clean linen, Hannah was wild last night.
by Fingerpainter August 9, 2022
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Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool
That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth
by Qlesbo April 6, 2025
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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courtesy clean

Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.
"babe, give me a blow job please?"

"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"
by samanfuu September 14, 2013
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Clean

1. Not having an STI/STD
2. Looking good
3. Being sober from drugs/alcohol/self harm
John: I'm 3 months clean from cutting.
Jane: I'm so proud of you, I'm clean from fentynal.
by commiepissbaby69420 November 5, 2020
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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Clean Food

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.
I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.
by Garden Goddess November 23, 2018
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