i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few

Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver October 21, 2008

Too-foo

Too fucking phony

Look at Gina that bitch is too-foo

by phatKAT999 August 28, 2023

Too bent

When you too drunk most of the time you bent over.

Ricky: yo that man nick had too much to drink, he’s too bent.

by Radollarz April 9, 2022

Too much volcano

The greatest song of all time. It makes you tear up every time you listen to it because of how moving it is. Truly of the most magnificent masterpieces since Beethoven.

ASO, TOO MUCH VOLCANO

by Too much volcano enjoyer June 25, 2023

A bridge too far

Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth

Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return

by Mygobtakeslikepoo August 6, 2022