Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..

Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….

by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 04, 2023

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) that smokes weed and gets toasted

"Shes one toasted sub"
"Yea, she smokes a lot"

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 14, 2020

Smelling Burnt Toast

Someone who can smell burnt toast is probably very horny

Damn babe I can smell some burnt toast~

Smelling Burnt Toast

by Kevin696969696 April 29, 2021

Fargin Toast

A term used when you cant say anything bad.

Aw, Fargin Toast. I totally forgot today was tuesday.

by Rock_On_ April 17, 2010

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

toasting my buns

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

by Webartist June 23, 2014