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time goblin 

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.
"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."
time goblin by Jacks Spoon November 20, 2013

Slack Time Error 

An error caused by scheduling an event past the time it will be looked for.
That problem occured because of a Slack Time Error. The trigger file was written but the program expecting it had already timed out.
Slack Time Error by Robert A. August 12, 2004

metric time 

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.
Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?
metric time by HisModusness July 12, 2009
at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear
bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
bed time by Hotshot14380 May 31, 2016

bad time 

do you want it?
fight sans.
bad time by badass10006 August 19, 2017

itsjhalt time 

itsjhalt time is a alternate time in the Minecraft community.
For example itsjhalt time is if someone says "give me 5minutes"

they really mean 30minutes.
Player #1: Wow VeltPvP was really late on releasing the map this week.
Player #2: I know man. They pulled a itsjhalt time".
itsjhalt time by Randomueejjwneme September 28, 2017