The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019
Get the The Oxford Valley mallmug. by Vswizzle August 1, 2024
Get the Valley flumug. A hot desert valley below sea level located 160 miles east of san diego.
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
Person 1: "where do u live vato"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
Get the Imperial Valleymug. Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018
Get the Alpine Valleymug. Cunning, dreamy and pleasantly charming gentleman with great sarcastic sense of humour that will attract ladies
Oh my god, I wish i could find a man as charming as Valley.
You don't call a good looking men "handsome" you call them Valley
You don't call a good looking men "handsome" you call them Valley
by Chael Son April 5, 2022
Get the Valleymug. A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the Hope valley collegemug. A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
Get the Awful Valley, CAmug.