Gabe. Gabe loves his blue pump shotgun. It is in his true lore that he loves to go down on that blue pumpy wumpy. There is no stone left unturned when it comes to this blue puma shagugugan and his love for going within the depths of Gabe on 9/11. The twin towers are gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as this shotgun is to Gyabe Gyattidge.
"Have you seen Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun?"
"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"
"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"
by XS Cari November 08, 2023
I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.
by Splowson McGraw March 08, 2004
high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford
Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!
by Frankie & Johnny April 08, 2005
A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.
'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'
by Emyjo Ed January 06, 2007
by love2ride August 02, 2006
Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.
by pumpactionpimp August 20, 2007
by Johnny D. November 19, 2004