Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon

Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.

“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Making all the bacon

To make a large income/amount of something.

You know what Jeff we'll be making all the bacon someday.

by Your tired boss. April 1, 2016

Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.

His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome

by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018

Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

by ShellyH June 21, 2018