If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided

Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)

by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021

Suicide

Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.

This is a sentence of a real story

A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide

by somepersonwholikescheese June 24, 2022

Suicide

A real fucking problem in this world. It’s that thing that took the girl of my dreams from me while we’re still 14. It’s not talked about enough and not enough is done to prevent it. Society needs to stop saying that depression is just a fake thing for attention and needs to realize that it’s a problem that claims far to many lives each day. If you have someone struggling, help them. Even if they don’t want it, help them. They need it and you better be there for them while you still can before you have to stand at their funeral and tell their coffin and lifeless body that your sorry and love them. Don’t let it get there, if you need help or have someone who does. Get that help, don’t let it do it go untouched until it’s too late.

She was so tired and scared of life that she found suicide was her only way out of it.

by BrickleRicm January 3, 2022

suicidally motivation

the mood you are in where you don't care about life just enough to where you are able to do new things, that you were originally afraid to do.

Person 1: "Hey want to go bungee jumping. "
Person 2: "Yeah sure just have to wait for the suicidally motivation to kick in."
Person 1: "Should I get you a therapist? because that should not be the way for you to do things."
Person 2: "No, plus the debt would bury me before I could."

by ranger10:34 pm May 9, 2023

Suicide fever

when someone cant stop thinking about suicide, its all they think about

“im sorry I've been so down lately, i have suicide fever and im not doing so good….”

by valhagesyui November 18, 2022