phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

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shart buckle appreciation day

the day where you appreciate your bestfriends/ 4lifers and you post them on all social media saying, “happy shart buckle appreciation day!”

me (ryley) : DALIL post me for shart buckle appreciation day LMFIA/8.
my shart buckle (dalila) : OKAY BETTT POST ME TOO LMFIA/8.

by ryley<3 November 29, 2021

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shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

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shart slurper

one who slurpes shart

you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.

by danny mcfart April 2, 2022

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Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.

Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....

by Draksar July 22, 2022

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