by Smileysamuel January 30, 2025

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by drakestar September 15, 2022

A mass shooting that was live streamed by Payton S. Gendron. It happened at the TOPS Supermarket in Buffalo, New York.
by Payton S. Gendron March 21, 2024

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
