wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Shopping

The meaning of most girls happiness

Girl :do you want to go shopping!
Girl2: yes that would make me happy!

by Pterodactyl 2 April 10, 2021

Shop white cloud

Shop white cloud is a clothing brand that's absolutely the greatest clothing for comfort and seasonal style. Worn by the celebrity Frank the fisherman who became the cover boy for the clothing brand in 2020.

Daniel: HAVE YOU HEARD OF SHOP WHITE CLOUD CLOTHING

SUSATINI: YES IM IN LOVE WITH THEIR SUMMER COLLECTION
DANIEL: I KNOW ITS SO CUTE IM GETTING THE SPORTS BRA

SUSATINI: BUNGER

by Brabruh Brando April 22, 2021

Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.

"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."

by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022