lee from the tea shop

a super scary emo kid

omg thats so lee from the tea shop

by spidermansgf November 26, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.

I rather to pop-shopping tonight!

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Corner shop

Where year 8’s get their vapes and Lucozade and the paki shout at you for not liking curry

Dave:OI GET ME A LARGA FROM THE CORNER SHOP!

Peter:FUCK OFF THE PAKI IS A CURRY Muncher

by Dave_the_dickhead August 10, 2022

Electric Shop

The backbone of the maintenance department, true electricians who fine tuen skills in trade to keep aircraft up, often lesser shops such as airframes and or powerlines come to seek guidance from the electric shop marine for they do not know how to read.

-Electric shop will fix it.

by Papiguapo67 August 17, 2022

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022