Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

by Winesamurai May 27, 2016

Fupa Scoopa

A large ladle like device that aids in the process of lifting ones fupa in order to provide easier access to the vagina and anus.

I once ate a nasty chalupa
So greasy it flew out my pooper

But wiping my asshole's

No longer a hassle

With the help of my Fupa Scoopa

by mmm_bop November 11, 2017

scolops

the inhaled smoke from a bong or hooka

We were pulling scolops from the bong

by Generic Vic September 23, 2006

Scoobie Finger

When someone gets a bit of chocolate from a dogs bum.

Gus got the scoobie finger from his long time friend Roofus.

by tmango June 14, 2008

Schopenstein

To reveal, or uncover an object.

I have not schopensteined my project yet.

by Katemich June 21, 2009

schoope

The shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking.

After the nasty Hoegaarden i suffered through last night, my shit was a blend of wheat beer and diarreah, formally known as schoope.

by Tap 21 January 5, 2010