Hello, Ryan! I see you have found this! Just know, you are amazing. I understand you are reading this right now, and I thank you for it.
A Ryan is someone who really might feel bad about themselves, but tries reading things to help feel better. I am trying to help whoever reads this right now, considering I am a Ryan too!
P.S. I will promote a server made for Ryans ONLY here. The rest are okay too, they just can't join.
:D
A Ryan is someone who really might feel bad about themselves, but tries reading things to help feel better. I am trying to help whoever reads this right now, considering I am a Ryan too!
P.S. I will promote a server made for Ryans ONLY here. The rest are okay too, they just can't join.
:D
Guy 1: Hi, Ryan!
Ryan: (sobs)
Guy 1: What's wrong?
Ryan: Someone punched me in the balls!
Guy 1: Hey, hey , it's okay! Read this Urban Dictionary definition for a Ryan!
Ryan: (cries tears of joy) Finally... thank you. :)
Ryan: (sobs)
Guy 1: What's wrong?
Ryan: Someone punched me in the balls!
Guy 1: Hey, hey , it's okay! Read this Urban Dictionary definition for a Ryan!
Ryan: (cries tears of joy) Finally... thank you. :)
by Ryan, The Logo Editor June 21, 2023
The aftermath of spooning gone wrong in which the girl pees on her boyfriend/fiance/husbands dick while sleep spooning in bed. Most likely caused by a drunken episode. In relation to a Hot Richard but far worse.
by rainstorm1984 March 13, 2012
Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
by holocaustlol October 27, 2011
by bgirebgoewrgbes September 08, 2008
Yellowcard Fan # 1: "Did you see Ryan Key last night at Yellowcard's concert?"
Yellowcard Fan # 2: "Yeah. He was great!"
Yellowcard Fan # 2: "Yeah. He was great!"
by YellowcardFighting August 25, 2008
In 2007, he had quite possibly the greatest offensive season ever by any rookie. He hit .324 and hit 34 home runs and drove in 97. He led the National League in slugging percentage and set a rookie record for it. Here in 2008, Ryan braun is the cleanup hitter for one of the best teams in baseball, the Milwaukee Brewers.
by Hrpfielder1031 April 04, 2008