This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 06, 2015
An intimate couple consisting of an abnormally large male and an excessively small female; the female is so miniscule when juxtaposed with the gargantuan male that it is said she could fit in the male's pocket
"Goddamn that is a pocket fuck."
by Plinty O'Toole Craven Moorehead Harry Beaver Jack Ofsalot August 29, 2007
When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.
by LDP0926 July 23, 2013
"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."
"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
by Lunaalala November 11, 2019
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