Gold-Plated

A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.

Chris: Friday and Saturday night at Nelly's was "Gold-Plated".

Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.

by ChrisXL September 8, 2005

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014

Patella

The knee cap.

The patella is anterior on the knee, while the popliteal is the posterior of the knee.

by Hellodextermorgan May 31, 2011

Paternalistic

Exhibiting behavior consistent with a father looking after his children. Hopefully that would include things like being protective, supportive and providing for them. Can also be applied to non-family situations, such as a sugar daddy providing for his hot mess of a girlfriend.

Not trying to be paternalistic, but I went ahead and filled up your car. Didn't want you to break down again.

by Jack_Dawson July 31, 2016

Patey

To masturbate whilst on the toilet.

I’m going off for a Patey!

by Insutionator September 17, 2021

dirty place

1. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
2. Anus
3. Asshole

Some girls like it when I use my pinky to "shock" thier dirty place.

by 865251 January 13, 2006

Toads Place

Toads Place: A music club/bar at 300 York Street in New Haven Connecticut where they have concerts with multiple bands/artist playing there a week. There dance floor is very sticky from people spilling their beers on it though.

Mike: Hey, did you here that Hinder and My Darkest Days were just at Toads Place last night?

Dave: Yeh, It was a great show id love to see it again.

by Virtual Abyss July 22, 2011