piped

To be excited about an event.

Howie was piped about the Christian death metal show.

by Kriac December 16, 2003

half-piped

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!

Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!

by Zach Laflair March 19, 2008

Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 17, 2011

Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

white pipe

Street name for both the British-manufactured quaalude "Mandrax" as well as the particular Dagga pipe used to smoke it.

"I got some white pipe, let's go smoke it." - referring to the drug

"No can do, my white pipe's broken." - referring to the pipe itself

by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005