Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

Sorry new phone

When you delete or loose a contact of someone your currently in communcation with for whatever reason, and get caught not having their contact in your phone.

Dan: *phone rings* "yo"

Forgotten Friend: "hey bro you coming into town this weekend"

Dan: *realizes he can't figure out the voice* " who is this?"

Forgotten Friend: "dude wtf are you kidding me?"

Dan: "my bad bro sorry new phone"

by sombasan March 5, 2011

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

Cambodian Phone Call

The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.

"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."

by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013