Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

quick phone call

In reference to a specific type of phone-call, actually means epically long.

"Give us a quick phone call mate"

That phonecall will still be going on the day after tomorrow.

by BigH140 July 10, 2010

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.

Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....

by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010